William Shakespeare

"Time is very slow for those who wait
Very fast for those who are scared
Very long for those who lament
Very short for those who celebrate
But for those who love time is eternal"

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits,
but I see you are unarmed!"

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

"There's a few things I've learned in life:
Always throw salt over your left shoulder,
keep rosemary by your garden gate,
plant lavender for good luck,
and fall in love whenever you can"

"The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers."

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't."

"The earth has music for those who listen."